Exhibition-A

Needless to say, Tuesday, October 5 was a slow TV night. I was grappling with the galling decision of whether to tune into Burn Notice on UPN power 50 or sit and be enthralled by 48 minutes of meaningless preseason basketball. I thought that either would undoubtedly be a waste of time, but after a great deal of thought, I ultimately knew better than to tune into former USA melodramas on Tuesday, it's a very slippery slope into mental illness. And, after watching Thibodeau's debut as the Bulls czar, I was satisfied although they lost to the Milwaukee Bucks in what seemed to be a relatively competitive preseason game. Then again, Skiles would have a hard time taking a loss in minesweeper, especially against his former employer. Still, even in Boozer's absence the Bulls showed promise in a lot of different aspects of the game.

First off, Kyle Korver was living the preseason dream and looked like the consummate 'good glue guy' last night. Although his playing attire was horrifically appalling, (who honestly told him that high, black socks looked decent on white players with below average speed? Inevitably someone at Creighton, after all it's in Nebraska) he was running the floor hard in transition to spot up, hitting 15-17 footers consistently, and running his defender (Chris Kramer) off of screens like he was the extra playing the who had to guard Jimmy Chitwood in Hoosiers.Korver was 7-12 from the field, 1-1 from 3 and 7-7 from the stripe. That's a pretty efficient performance off the bench for ol' #26. And as always, his jumper was as pure as Michael Smith's voice when he tells those "what if I told you..." stories to intro the week's 30 for 30. Along the same lines, Luol Deng also looked impressive in his 2010 debut. Perhaps Thibodeau's defensive scheme is catered to Deng and his rangy skill set as nicely as Portillo's chocolate cake is catered to people who can't control their cholesterol. Deng finished with 16 in the box score but more importantly, neither him or Korver committed a turnover. Perhaps no longer are the days in which the Bulls take care of the ball as if it were the empty bag of Fritos that Jerry Krause inhaled during the pregame warmup

Perhaps I was so pleased because after last night, based on roster alone, the Bucks became my 3rd favorite team in the NBA (Bulls, Thunder, Bucks). They without a doubt have one of the most intriguing casts of characters in the history of the NBA. Take for example, the two longest surnames in the NBA (Douglas-Roberts, Mbah a Moute) both call Milwaukee home. I thought the jokes about people with two first names were moronic, but think about the abuse Chris Douglas-Roberts takes on the road from feeble-minded fans, I'm cringing just thinking about that imprudence. Throw in the two players with the greasiest hair in the league (Bogut and Ilyosova) and you have the Milwaukee frontcourt. I know these guys are large and foreign, but I just see the shoulders of their tailored suits littered with colonies of dandruff when they board the plane for road trips. The Bucks also have a player who once sported a rat-tail by choice (Drew Gooden) and a player with goatee that hangs below his adams-apple (Salmons). Those are some interesting characters confined to one locker room. Add the shortest guy in the league since Muggsy Bogues into the mix (Earl Boykins) and a guy that once tried pumping up the crowd while simultaneously halting a massive rush of blood from his nasal passageway in college (Chris Kramer), and then my friend, you have the Milwaukee Bucks. Only in Wisconsin can you assemble a locker room with zest, unless you have a very hygienic team that uses a lot of soap.

As for Pick of the Day, Pulse Man predicted a Scott Rolen home run, and the Reds never got a hit. I guess sometimes it's just not your day. For tomorrow night, the Pulse Man likes James Shields and the Rays to even the series at 1 in the dome in Tampa. Sadly enough, Dickie V will probably be one of the sub 10,000 people in attendance and embarrassing bald men everywhere. Oh well, go Rays.

Pick of the Day: Rangers @ Rays- RAYS, moneyline (-120)

Record:(23-15-0)

Now I'm done. Rack me

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