Silva Lining

I had previously thought that Cubs manager, Mike Quade, didn't possess a "mean streak". I'm not talking like a Chris Brown/Mel Gibson anti-Semitic streak. Hell, I'm not even talking about the visible anger shown by the young, African-American couple in the State Farm commercial. I literally thought the "Q-Ball" didn't release his tension on water-coolers or overweight Hispanic starters, but Carlos Silva trashed Quade's staff and got shipped out of town faster than a Jansport knapsack full of hate mail.

With Silva gone, the Cubs have now freed themselves of all remnants of the Milton Bradley fiasco. In hindsight, if the Rangers sent the carcass of the Maine born American game pioneer who died in 1911 in their trade to the Cubs instead of the volatile, hot-tempered outfielder who would go on to hit .257 with 12 homers and proceed to blame the city, it would've worked out much better.

Then, as if Bradley's presence didn't already hamper the team like rheumatoid arthritis in 2009, they swapped him for a supposed baseball reincarnation of Gabriel Iglesias in 2010. Like Toby Keith says, "freedom don't come free."

At first, Silva was great. He was the "silver lining" to the Cubs' horrendous first half. Little did we know his cholesterol levels were at the same height as Ethan Suplee (pre-weight loss) and he could only muster 11.2 innings of work after the All-Star Break (with 11.12 ERA and a .426 OBA).

So when Andrew Cashner out-pitched Silva in Spring Training, you knew there would be tension between Riggins and the Silva Fox.

"Sometimes you just have to cut a man loose" Gary Bertier, Remember the Titans

In walks 6'6'', 200 lb. Andrew Cashner. First of all, do you have any idea how skinny that is? It's going to be all knees and elbows flying towards the plate when #48 toes the rubber. At least it will make us forget having to stare at Silva's frame for 3+ hours in the summer sun sweating like Adam Richman from Man vs. Food.

Still, even though Cashner is right-handed (Cubs still have 5 RHP starters) and has a grungy ginger beard that resembles Sheamus from the WWE, I'd rather have him out there than Silva.

It's always a different approach for a pitcher when he's in it from Opening Day. So enjoy your first 4 days off in the bullpen, sign some autographs and never use plastic in the 312. Straight Cash-ner, homie.

As for Pick of the Day, the Pulse Man came through in Women's tournament play last night as the Stanford Cardinal rolled over Gonzaga and covered the 9 point spread. For tonight, the Pulse Man will stick to his guns and his boy, Brittney Griner, to scoot by Texas A&M by more than 2 points.

Pick of the Day: Baylor (-2) vs. Texas A&M- BAYLOR

Record:(62-49-0)

Now I'm done. Rack me

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