Monday, March 21, 2011

I Opening


If you realistically thought that the University of Illinois was going to somehow challenge Kansas on Sunday night in Tulsa (Big 12 country), you should probably step into the war room with Roger Goodell and the NFLPA, because you are clearly a wishful thinker. In reality, Illinois has failed to put together two solid efforts back-to-back since they knocked off UNC and Gonzaga consecutively in late November. So in the words of Wycelf, they've been "Gone til November", or something like that. What made you think this group of seniors would approach the NCAA tournament any differently?

U of I put together one of their better games of the season in their opening round defeat of UNLV. Maybe it was their blaze orange unis that would have halted fire had they been pheasant hunting in rural Wisconsin, or maybe it was the fact that Mike Davis played out of his goddamn mind and lit up the Runnin' Rebels for 22 points, 9 boards and 5 dimes.

Interestingly enough though, Illinois found itself in a bizarre mix of intriguing sub plots. First they squared off against Lon Krueger, who was formerly the coach of the Fighting Illini before he skipped out on Champaign for a tour of duty with the Atlanta Hawks, a job where he proceeded to guarantee season ticket holders a $125 refund if the Hawks failed to make the playoffs. Bad idea. His successor at Illinois, Bill Self, was coincidentally enough the head coach of U of I's second round opponent, the #1 seeded Kansas Jayhawks.

Not that Weber owes Self any favors for recruiting the entire team that took Bruce to the national title game in 2006, but Weber still returned the favor by producing an undisciplined, lethargic product on Sunday night. I know I am always quick to get on Weber, but McCamey might as well have been playing for Brian Dennehy in that ghastly ESPN production of "A Season On the Brink" this year. At times, McCamey has looked entirely disinterested and altogether unmotivated, resulting in a sub-par senior year after turning in a very promising body of work as a Junior.

As for Jereme Richmond who was suspended for both contests after 'violating team rules'. Really smart stuff, dude. You're 19, its national tournament time, why not go break some rules and get summoned to the pine pony for the entire postseason. Hopefully you enter the draft and get picked in the late 2nd round, proceed to fall off the map ala Leon Smith (minus swallowing 250 aspirin and hiding under a car with your face painted), and I'll see you at the Sectional Final at Waukegan in 5 years after you've put on a cool 35 lbs. and are pawning drugs off on high school underclassmen. I would be fine with this as long as I don't have to watch 4 years of untapped potential.

As for the rest of the Big 10, I know Ohio St. is as trendy of a group as Mumford & Sons right now, but they have literally blown up their bracket. Aaron Craft has solidified himself as the quintessential "guys want to be him, girls want to be with him" guy and Jon Diebler looks identical to a hybrid between Telly from KIDS and McLovin--which immediately makes him one of my favorites. On some other fronts, I thought Purdue would make a deep run behind "'Twaun and 'Juan", but March is never as it seems. Similarly, Michigan gave Duke all they could handle and ended up a tear drop away from knocking off one of the tournament's top seeds. I'll tell you what, the maize and blue can play. They can't drink legally, smoke darts, or watch R-rated movies, but those cats can hoop. On the other hand, I thought Wisco would have its hands full in the first two rounds but have officially bored their opponents into submission on two separate occasions and have achieved their own "Sweet 16" celebration. I'm thinking the Big 10 gets one team to Houston. If not, football season is just around the corner.

As for Pick of the Day, Jake Kelly couldn't get the job done for the Indiana St. Sycamores and the Pulse Man suffered as a result. For Tuesday, the Pulse Man likes the UNDER in the Spurs/Warriors tilt set at 209.5.

Pick of the Day: Warriors @ Spurs, total points-209.5- UNDER

Record:(61-47-0)

Now I'm done. Rack me

Frost

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