Round 6

Heres a late entry from the always tardy Lindo. Speaking his heart from the lackluster city of Mundelein, IL.

Let me first make everyone aware that as I am writing this I am feverishly whipping my brow of sweat due to an intense basement Stairmaster workout. With that being said, as Cutler climbs the steps to the astout soldier field, like the rest of Chicago, I’m sure he himself is even wondering which player is going to show up on Sunday. I wasn’t aware that the NFL, warning alliteration ahead, let borderline bedridden bipolar victims play professional football. Lets just say that I know Cutler will take his zaniac before gametime, if not double the dosage. With that being said, I have full confidence that the man who was able to snag Laguna Beach’s forth hottest star will be buckling his helmet come game time. Side note- Does he strike anyone else as a post sex sober?

More important than Cutlers mental state on Sunday and in my opinion the only thing stopping us from booking our flight to Dallas, is the play of the HOGS. The men in the trenches. Yes, the biggest and least athletic men on the field or perhaps in all of sports will decide whether were hitting the bottle in celebration or hitting the drywall in frustration. Shout out to my boy Knucks. All eyes our on the rookie starter J’Marcus Webb and whether he will be able to contain man freak and dark lord worshipper Clay Matthews and keep Jay Cutler upright. As of late, personnal changes have let to better pass protection and run game but if the game comes down to a 2 minute drive needing a late TD, we all might as well tune into the hopefully Tivo-ed and long awaited season 3 premier of Jersey Shore.

I know everyone is sitting, waiting and wishing that LZ’s pride and joy Anthony Castonzo could graduate early and suit up against the Pack but its not plausible. The Bears are stuck with what they have and hopefully the O-Line that has been artfully schooled all year by one of the most respected coached in the league in Mike Tice will show up and not the shitheads that collapsed and gave up a record breaking 11 sacks against the Giants, which was eerily similar to the Jen Shauer BP gas station fiasco. #davemathewsdoesitagain. Stay tuned to this match up of overweight ugly men as it is Lindo’s key to the game. BEARDOWN.