Round 4

Here we go again. As we head into Friday and consequently the weekend, the residents of the Land of Lincoln, as well as America's Dairyland have become equally as gitty for Sunday afternoon's festivities. It's been Blue and Orange nation in Chicagoland this week, and I'm sure the reciprocal color scheme has been dancing around the streets of Wisco since the Packers victory last Saturday. Here are the day's postings. Enjoy


Our first piece of insight comes from none other than our everyday betting extraordinaire, "The Pulse Man" hailing from Lake Zurich, IL.

"Pulse Man's Top 5 Player Prop Bets:

1. Bears 1st Half points- OVER 9 1/2
According to Lindo, the Bears score a ton in the first quarter so this should be a lock.

2. Israel Idonije total tackles and assists- OVER 2 1/2
Israel is the only relatively famous person other than Zoo Rich who I am friends with on Facebook. And, I'm pretty sure he asked me to be friends.

3.Jordy Nelson receiving yards- UNDER whatever it is
I started betting against this loser last year when I found out that there was a professional athlete named Jordy. The line on his receiving yards will probably be in the 30's, but after hearing an interview detailing how he artificially inseminates cows in the off-season, I will take the under on those dirty hands.

4. James Jones receiving yards- OVER 42 1/2
Last week, I bet on Jones' over and he impressed me with 75 yards. Also, with Jordy Nelson not getting a catch this week, my prediction is he will cover the spread with ease. I'm guessing 54 yds.

5. James Starks rushing yards- UNDER 52 1/2
If there was a player prop on Kuhn, obviously that would cover the over, but not former Chicago Bull great John Starks (he did play for the Bulls, Google it).

I will be betting on all of these props this weekend, while wearing skin tight Bears sweatpants and an autographed Tom Waddle jersey, so I should have some extra coin in my pocket (Bodog account) come Monday. One last bet to keep your eye on is that the Super Bowl Champ won't be a Wild Card team set at (+110). That should be a lock because it is going to be Bears vs. Steelers.

Just check the Pulse"


Our next response comes from below the Mason-Dixon line and is our first voice from neither Wisconsin or Illinois. Here is the opinion of "Confederate Degenerate" from Tuscaloosa, Alabama. The South has risen again.

"Lets get real people. Jay Cutler has been on a bender reminiscent of Patrick Kane since his days down south at Vandy. He has Grey Goose on ice while sitting in the cold tub. In fact, Cutler puts down the Goose similar to the oldest Caramusa brother, what's his name again? Who cares? The Bears on Sunday will use the "us against the world" mentality that they have channeled so well all season. Brian Urlacher and Lance Briggs should bring the wood, which means Aaron Rodgers should be prepared to have his body imprinted in the awful soldier field turf. The only concern is if Green Bay's hippie linebackers smells an aroma of cannabis in Cutler's hand-warmers, it could make for a long day. The final piece to the puzzle separating the Bears from a dance under the big top in Dallas is this: Can the Bears keep Cutler on his feet long enough to catch a buzz? My vote is we will be hearing Troy Aikman rub one out to Mike Tice all afternoon. I like the Bears 27-23. Throw another 45 on the Rack."

There you have it people. If you want to still get posted, get your previews to me by tomorrow afternoon (chicagosportsnoise@gmail.com). Want it, get it.

Now they're done. Rack em

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