No Moss Lost

On a day when most people internally weighed the decision whether or not to vote Dan Seals or Bob Dold("Dold with a D, not an E" as his TV commercial so annoyingly states) for congress, I was supremely concerned in conveying my piece of mind about possibly acquiring Randy Moss to the management of the Chicago Bears. And my vote is an astounding yes. Apparently Brad Childress just realized that Randy Moss occasionally takes plays off, says ridiculous things in interviews and likes to be fed well at team functions. Where has he been the last decade? Randy has been sounding off in press-conferences, dodging blocks like the bird flu, and running half-speed routes since he was drafted in 1998. Actually, even before the NFL Moss made sure he was in the headlines. He got tossed out of both Notre Dame and Florida State as an 18 year old. How this slipped by "Chilly", I'll never know. I'll let him continue to figure out how he can keep his team under .500 with the most talent in the NFC. But when the opportunity presents itself for the Bears to sign the most explosive wideout of our generation, you start "Jumpin Jumpin" like you're Destiny's Child.

I'm not saying Randy Moss' post-game press conference wasn't the definition of ridiculous, and I'm not saying that watching him dog routes like he was dressed as a three-toed sloth (notoriously the world's laziest animal) for Halloween simply isn't true. But, as a coach you have to know that you have to throw Randy the ball to keep him interested in the game. There's no doubt Randy has ADD, except the difference between him and a teenager is that his athleticism lets him get away with his predicament on the NFL gridiron, not a remedial class where the teacher is begging for his attention. And, so he supposedly lost his cookies on a caterer (no pun intended) and told the poor Tinucci's Restaurant owner that he wouldn't "feed this s*#$ to his dog". Who cares? Who is anyone to criticize Randy Moss' pallet? The guy's a world-class athlete and if he wants to berate food service managers during his free time, let him be. Everyone always criticizes him for what he does on the field, what makes this Gus Tinucci, culinary artist extraordinaire free from a little constructive criticism? Randy's dog probably eats damn good food.

If the Bears think that putting a waiver claim in on Randy Moss is a big chance, they're absolutely right. He's been thrown off two casts like he's Angelina on the Jersey Shore and he comes with more baggage than a flight from Barbados. But what Randy Moss also brings is the ability to stretch the field, provide great sound bites, and convert random 3rd and 27's simply by pointing him in a single direction. Randy Moss doesn't want to go to the Rams, or to the Seahawks, or back under the senile leadership of Al Davis and the Oakland Raiders. He want's to sip Alize and Hennessy with Devin Hester and turn Jay Cutler into the quarterback he has the potential to become. Pony up and make the offer. Don't forget, straight cash homie.


If you failed to watch any of the links, this video should suffice. Compliments to JYD

As for Pick of the Day, the Heat put up 129 points on the poor T-Wolves as they have once again established themselves as the worst team, scratch that, worst franchise in the NBA and suffered yet another 30 point defeat. For tomorrow night, the Pulse Man likes the Suns (+1) and one of his favorites, Goran Dragic to take care of business at home against the Spurs.

Pick of the Day: Spurs @ Suns (+1)- SUNS (-105)

Record:(28-22-0)

Now I'm done. Rack me

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