Showing posts with label Northern Illinois. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Northern Illinois. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Land of Stinkin


Perhaps 2011 just isn't the year for NCAA Division 1 basketball institutions in the Prairie State. In boasting 13 D-1 schools, the state of Illinois has failed to produce a single representative that is in the nation's top 25 or is winning their respective conference. The most glaring of the incidents at hand takes place in Champaign-Urbana, where an Illinois squad that was saddled with lofty expectations early is now hearing more talk about bubbles than a group of 7 year-olds planning a birthday party. But outside of the state's central public research university, the problems get worse. For example, of the 13 programs in Illinois, not a single one has a winning percentage over .500 in conference play. In fact, that underachieving bunch from Assembly Hall is the closest to that insignificant achievement with a conference record of (7-8). Say what you want about Illinois and Northwestern being a disappointment in 2011, but believe it or not they may be in the best position with the last month of the season drawing near.

It is often said that the state of Illinois represents a microcosm for the nation as a whole. We have the 3rd largest city in the country and miles upon miles of rolling plains all encompassed within the parameters of a single state. Similarly, Illinois can conceivably illustrate a microcosm of the country's college basketball landscape as well. We have two Big 10 schools and a Big East school (major power conferences), 3 Missouri Valley schools (High Mid-Major), 2 Horizon League teams (Mid-Major), 2 Ohio Valley Conference programs (Low Mid-Major), a Summit League school (Low) and one member of the Great West Conference (Who the _____ is in that besides Chicago St.?)

The more you look at the numbers, the more pathetic it seems for one of the country's premiere high school basketball states to show such low levels of achievement in the college ranks. In the Missouri Valley, the 3 schools that represent Illinois have all had their moment in the sun within the last 5 years. ISU had a few great years behind Osiris Eldridge and Co. and were within a 30 point loss to Drake in the MVC conference title game away from making the Big Dance. Bradley had a sweet 16 run powered by their fiery frontman, Jim Les, and center Patrick O'Bryant, who used the NCAA tournament as a springboard into becoming a lottery pick, only for NBA scouts to later realize why he was at Bradley in the first place (currently in NBDL). Southern Illinois, or 'SO ILL' as they were often abbreviated as on CBS, were once an NCAA tourney staple, priding itself on strong defense and great guard play. Now, the 3 aforementioned teams are the last teams listed in the MVC conference standings. Talk about peaks and valleys (pun absolutely intended).

We often talk about how bad DePaul is, and trust me, it's warranted, but how about the other institutions of higher education downtown? Loyola ranks 8th out of 10 in the Horizon League, and embarrassingly enough, that UIC Flames team that beat U of I in the United Center earlier this year--(2-15) in conference. Good enough for, you guessed it, last place.

If you want to try to head west to find some better basketball, good luck. The Leathernecks of Western Illinois are 9th out of a possible 10 teams in the highly-touted Summit League, ahead of only Centenary in fighting off the conference cellar. Also, strangely enough, Chicago St. plays in a league that refers to itself as the Great West Conference. Nobody has heard of the league, or any of its members, but after further research, I found that the Cougars are 5th...of 7.

I know what you're thinking now, at least we have the east, right? Well, The Pulse Man's beloved EIU Panthers are 9th out of 11 in the Ohio Valley. And to top it off, one of the two teams below Eastern in the standings is the newly-instated SIU-Edwardsville Cougars, who sit at a hardly respectable 7-20. Last, and quite possibly least, NIU sits at (3-9, 11th) in the MAC, which is surprisingly down this year. We're just going down, down in an earlier round. That's what happens, you have 13 teams, 2 in last place, 6 with less than 4 conference wins and 0 over .500 in league play, and I'm quoting Fall Out Boy. Despicable.

I admit, this is hard to do. It's like something that was once so good has gone to hell incredibly fast. Kind of like how we felt about Bob Dylan at the Grammy's; make sure he's still breathing and get the man another smokey treat, don't subject him to public performance during his worst hour. It really is a damn shame. I guess the times they-are-a changin'...

As for Pick of the Day, the Pulse Man covered the spread in Bradley's 1 point loss to ISU in Normal Tuesday night. After all, somebody had to win. For tonight, with the T-Wolves now victim to the collective curses of Eddy Curry, Darko and Mike Beasley all at once, I'll take the Grizzlies giving 2.5.

Pick of the Day: Grizzlies (+2.5) @ Timberwolves- GRIZZLIES

Record:(57-41-0)

Now I'm done. Rack me

Frost

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Silas but Deadly


You can do just about anything in Dekalb, Illinois and go unnoticed. You can rob a bank, run a meth lab, or dress like Lil' Kim at the 1999 VMA's, and no one will bat an eyelash. If you don't believe me, ask Cindy Crawford, Dekalb High School's valedictorian in 1984. Or, ask Jacob Haish and Joseph Glidden, the co-inventors of barbed wire. They could drastically alter the development of the American West, but they needed to leave the limits of Dekalb County to be accredited for their achievement. Sadly enough, it took a school shooting in 2010 for NIU to break into the national media, which caused Dekalb to become an even less desirable place to spend four years of your life. Apparently, you can add dropping 28.3 PPG to the list of things that go unnoticed in the city on the banks of the Kishwaukee River. After a highly successful football season in 2010, NIU basketball is now making a claim as a force in the MAC conference, and has a legitimate NCAA Divsion 1 scoring title threat in Austin, Texas native, Xavier Silas.

As a high school senior, Silas opted to attend the University of Colorado-Boulder. Like most of Chicago's college-bound suburbanites, Silas was desperate to be a Buff because of the fresh powder, thin air, and readily available herb, brah. Of course. And again, like most of Chicago's college-bound suburbanites, he was out of the Rocky Mountain State just one year later as Colorado once again became only a destination his imagination could transpire while listening to the hidden tracks on the John Denver Greatest Hits CD. But Silas found something different in Dekalb than the average undergrad, he found a place to score (no pun intended to NIU sororities). I'm not going to sit here and say that NIU is making a decent case for being the best team in Illinois. They lost to Northwestern, Bradley and DePaul already, and only beat UIC by a bucket on Tuesday. So I guess you could pencil them in as a few points better than Wash U in St. Louis (shout out ZK). But, what the Huskies do boast is perhaps the best flat-out scorer in the Land of Lincoln. You don't believe me right? I'll prove it.

The "Silas Assassin" has racked up 25, 22, 34, and 40 points against his in-state rivals so far this season. For you non-Math majors, that's just above 30 every time he laces up against the likes of an Illinois sanctioned University. Is John Shurna a better shooter? Probably. Is Demetri McCamey a better player? Without a doubt. Am I qualified to answer either of the aforementioned questions? Absolutely not. All I know is, numbers can't lie, and Silas' stats are impressive. 28.3 PPG, 56% FG, 50% 3PFG, 90% FT. The dude can play, and apparently has a cheezy smile. Now, will all these points cause me to drive an hour into the armpit of I-90 to see Xavier play in the NIU Convocation Center? Let's just say the last time I went to NIU, I was 18, and saw an O.A.R. concert--there's no way I'm going back.

As for Pick of the Day, the 49ers failed to muster double-digit points behind Alex Smith (does this guy seriously still start?). If I were Singletary, I would trade the former #1 draft pick for a special teams reserve and a $20 gift-card to Bennigans (now out of business). For the weekend, the Pulse Man likes the Falcons giving 7 points in the City of Rain to the Seattle Seahawks.

Pick of the Day: Falcons (-7) @ Seahawks- FALCONS

Record:(40-27-0)

Now I'm done. Rack me

Frost